Teddy Bear, The Talking Porcupine
I don't know how you manage to make a porcupine cute, but this one is adorable, and I swear he's talking.
His name is Teddy Bear and he is a pet porcupine. That's right, a pet porcupine. (I bet he doesn't sleep in the bed) I didn't even know you could have a porcupine as a pet, but after watching this video, you can tell the porcupine and this family really like each other.
And I swear this porcupine is talking back to his owner.