The Real Housewives of Boise has yet to become a reality (show) which, to be colloquial, totally sucks. Sure, I wanna see wealthy women act out like dramatic teenagers. But more importantly the real estate porn on those shows is fascinating. Imagine seeing the lavish parties thrown in some of Boise's cushiest mansions.

Until Andy Cohen greenlights Real Housewives of Boise, consider purchasing this gorgeous home and inviting me to your housewarming.

Image via Marathon Realty of Idaho/ Intermountain MLS

$2.5 million affords you this stunning 3,850 square foot villa. 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, and a 3 car garage. Not sure if that's intentional, but I do want to call it the real estate trifecta because why not?

While Real Housewives of Beverly Hills's Lisa Vanderpump may be living life rosy at her estate Villa Rosa, you'll be living the sweet life at Villa Dolce Vita.

Image via Marathon Realty of Idaho/Zillow

The listing describes the enviable estate: "Iconic location in the heart of the foothills offering easy access to ski resorts & Idaho's great outdoors. Enjoy breathtaking sunsets & evening hikes in your own private hills. The grand entrance boasts 20' ceilings & massive seamless windows line the walls showcasing breathtaking views! Designer chef's kitchen & spacious outdoor patio are perfect for entertaining! No expense was spared creating this iconic luxury home."

Honestly, I'd be happy to live, eat, sleep, and breathe in the master bathroom for the rest of my life. In fact, you should host your first dinner party there. That would be a Housewives first!

Image via Marathon Realty of Idaho/Zillow

Considering the housing market right now, this is one of the absolute nicest homes available and worth the cost. It just hit the market days ago but I have a feeling it will be gone soon. And you could be the one to snatch up this Bravo worthy pad.

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