Satan Mysteriously Appears in Man’s Steak

We hear stories all the time of of Jesus appearing in Cheetos or the Virgin Mary appearing in a pancake, but this is the first I've heard Satan appearing in somebodies food.

You be the judge.  Is this just an innocent piece of meat or is it the dark lord making an appearance in a delicious porterhouse?  Even the beady evil eyes are a little unsettling. I'd say slap that steak on an 800 degree skillet and fry the hell out of that little devil, but then I remembered that Satan likes it really hot so that probably wouldn't make the image disappear. So your stuck with either throwing the steak out or putting Satan in your belly.