Steak

Nothing ruins a Memorial Day barbecue faster than someone getting violently ill on your brand new patio furniture. Avoid that mess by refusing to let people eat this one thing.

What makes a good steak varies from person to person.  Well-done isn't too appealing for someone who likes that fancy pants tartare stuff. But one Boise steakhouse hits enough high points with all of us that it's been named the Best Steakhouse in Idaho.

We hear stories all the time of of Jesus appearing in Cheetos or the Virgin Mary appearing in a pancake, but this is the first I've heard Satan appearing in somebodies food.