Arrested Over Mac-N-Cheese
Sometimes when you're 19 and away at college, you drink a little more than you should. Sometimes after drinking more than you should, you really want mac-n-cheese. Sometimes after drinking too much, wanting mac-n-cheese, and being beligerent to the entire staff, you end up meeting the police.
I hope he's embarrassed. His actions were horrible. I also know I'm glad there weren't cameras for a few of my less shining moments.
**Warning - some harsh/NSFW language