Watching football at weddings is taboo. Where else?

If you've got a wedding to go to this weekend, are you gonna catch some college football on your smart phone during the ceremony? It happens. You can probably get away with it, unless you're the groom.

What are the other top spots that are forbidden for football-watching, but we do it anyway?

Weddings are a big one. But we shouldn't be to blame, right? Can't the bride and groom check football schedules for big games before they plan the wedding? Please accept this already-hooked-up flat screen TV as our wedding gift, and don't turn it off.

Other top places we shouldn't watch football but do, include church, family functions, in class, and at work. Perhaps we can blame all the cool mobile apps. Those make it free and easy to keep up with the big game, and it's not like we're watching the entire game anyway. We're just catching a quick glance now and then. Mmm hmm. And there's Fantasy Football to keep up with too.

The Seahawks are at the Packers on Sunday, and the 49ers are at the Steelers. Those of us with the NFL Mobile app apologize for the notifications that go off every time a top player scores, trips, or sneezes. Nothing gets past us with that thing.

Boise State hosts Idaho State tonight. Now Friday night games make sense! We might be able to sit through weddings phone-free on Saturday.

It's a perfect September football weekend. On the phone. Have fun.