Sonic’s New Slushie Flavor is Pure Nightmare Fuel

Blue Coconut Slush. Watermelon Slush. Grape Slush. All delicious.

So why in the heck is Sonic putting out this abomination of a flavor? SAD!

Every brand has to have some kind of gimmick. Reebok Pumps. Bean Boozled Jelly Beans. Doritos Locos Tacos. I get it. Sometimes, though, even our most beloved of brands steps over the line. That's exactly what Sonic has done here.

They're renowned for having (approximately) a bajillion slushie flavors, and you can even mix and match to make your own custom creation. They've got a good thing going. Well, they did, until they ruined it with this disgusting bombshell:

Sonic is now selling a PICKLE JUICE SLUSHIE.

This is not a drill, people. Sonic is actually making a slushie that tastes like the juice out of a pickle jar. Even worse, the syrup (how the hell is it a syrup?) they use to make the slushie can also be added to burgers, shakes, or whatever you can imagine. Because nothing says appetizing like a pickle shake to wash down your pickle burger and pickle slushie.

Let me sum it up for you: