I Might Get The Coronavirus On Purpose… Hear Me Out.
$4500 and a free trip to London, I just have to catch a quick cold and get over it? Sign me up!
Call me whatever obscenities you want, but I'm a 33 year old guy with a good immune system, I think I can fight this off. And don't worry, they'll make sure it's out of my system before I return to the Treasure Valley, so you won't get it.
It's probably not the dream Eurotrip by any means, but maybe I can see some sights and take in some views before I take in the flu... Er, Coronavirus, Covid-19 or whatever you want to call it.
There is a company that is looking for healthy individuals to inject with a mild dose of CORONAVIRUS as they try to put together a vaccine to save the world from dying from a mild cold.
So the way this works is, you'll be in a lab in London for two weeks, they'll infect you with the Coronavirus, they'll try a vaccine on you, you'll fight it off (hopefully, and likely cause the death rate is actually really low), you'll get $4550 and be on your way! I can get this done before my wedding and have time to spare, AND I won't have to worry about catching Cornavirus because I've already built an immunity to it and fought it off!
Sounds like a win-win to me... Flucamp.com is the organization that's asking for you to be their guinea pig, check em' out and thank me later. If I run into you in London town at Camp Coronavirus, I'll buy you an actual Corona.