We all know that you don't joke about having a bomb when you're in an airport or on a plane. Not funny. You know what else isn't funny on a plane? Saying you have Ebola.

I'm getting on a plane after the show today for a quick trip to the coast this weekend. I fly all the time but will fully admit, this would make me so nervous if someone joked about having Ebola. What a moron. Enjoy airport jail you jack-wagon!

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