Your Garbage Man Knows Your Secrets

You don't want anyone to see ________ so you tuck it deep into the garbage can. It's something we all do. Regardless of what you hide in the depths of your trash, the person who picks it up on a weekly basis likely knows your secrets. One garbage man and woman reveal what they've found.

I was fascinated by this article because my friend and I were just laughing about something she had thrown away that is likely to have been found by the person who picks up her garbage. She can't even look him in the eye. I've been sworn to secrecy so you can come up with what you think it was.

This is tame compared to all the things sanitation workers Sarah and Andy reveal about "treasures" they've come across while innocently gathering waste.

From their interview, Sarah told the story of an ultra-Christian lady she had on her route. The lady had a pretty righteous reputation in town, but Sarah knew her only as the woman who printed out enough pornography to make a 10-volume coffee table book of this type of erotica. She didn't have any kids, so it wasn't a pre-teen boy printing this out.

(I've edited the above story because what kind of "research" she had has to do with animals and I didn't know if you were ready for that).

Read the entire article HERE. Warning: The language is NSFW. In fact, so is the content.

I don't even know where to go with this, now. Wow. Just wow.

Any thoughts?