I'm going to be real with you: I am 35 years old and have never been to a strip club. I've heard both reactions you would expect to hear time and time again. Despite all that, I just have never had the desire to go. Was I trying to be a saint? Was it a religious thing? None of the above. I just truly have never been lured by the concept, the idea of strip clubs.

Here's the thing though, over the years I have heard plenty of stories about things that happen in strip clubs. I even used to DJ at nightclubs and would get occasional offers to DJ strip clubs. Despite all of the money promised to play music and essentially "sit and watch"; I never did it. I literally was offered money to sit in a strip club and play music, and I turned it down. Why? I'll tell you why. The 1-star reviews in this very article.

I get that not everyone will have the same experience as everyone else, but gosh, I can't help but think that with my luck I am the type of person that would have an experience similar to any of these reviews below. Anything can happen in a strip club. Anything. Think about it too, you're out with your friends, having some drinks, and you always have that one person who says "let's go to the strip club!" When you have that friend combined with that alcohol in your body? Anything can happen.

Don't believe me? Scroll on and you'll see just exactly what I'm talking about.

Hilarious Reviews of Boise Strip Clubs

We share some of the funniest reviews of strip clubs from right here in Boise!

Gallery Credit: Chris Cardenas

More Hilarious Boise Strip Club Reviews We Can't Believe Are True

We found more hilarious strip club reviews from right here in Boise that you have to see to believe!

Gallery Credit: Chris Cardenas

7 Savage Reviews of Kuna That Will Make You Facepalm

What do people have against the city of Kuna? Quite a bit! Let's look at some of the most savage reviews of Kuna according to Niche.com.

Gallery Credit: Chris Cardenas

More From Mix 106