Ry Washington

...we're just messengers poking fun at finicky, high-class foodies too good to get down with a bowl of queso.

Back in the day, we could return just about anything we bought from Walmart...but those days are over.

You never know when you're gonna need an axe or a live lobster in the friendly skies.

Your ride can be a hooptie held together with duct tape and prayer, and career car thieves will still find something to steal.