Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are Divorcing
Oh no!!! This is one we didn't see coming.
Blake and Miranda are calling it quits after four years of marriage.
Blake and Miranda said in a statement to the Associated Press today, "This is not the future we envisioned." They also requested privacy moving forward as they officially divorce, and said that they're, "real people, with real lives, with real families, friends and colleagues," and said it's with "heavy hearts" that they move forward.
Ugh! This makes me sad. I loved them together. Or the idea of them together anyway. We never really know what's going on behind the scenes, obviously! Even though they seemed to have it made to outsiders, things happen and life goes on and they will find a new happy place I'm sure, as many of us divorcees do.
Some fans have gone completely bonkers over the split and are taking it a little too personally, tweeting that it's the worst day of their lives and they're going to cry and eat a tub of ice cream to get through the nightmare because there's no hope for the rest of us. Ok, get it together people! Life is still good and everything will be okay. Once we stop living vicariously through celebrities.