This Boise Woman Was Baffled By Her McDonald’s Apple Pie

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If you thought this was a newsy news story, sorry.

It isn't. Not by a long shot. Unless/until Idaho lawmakers ban stupidity, it's just an awkward anecdote about an incident at a Mickey D's in Boise.

Remember NSYNC's "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time On You?"

It wasn't a huge hit on the billboards, but it was the slow song at school dances in '97.

Anyway, that song pops in my head whenever I'm reminded how God gives with both hands to some, and others He whips up in a time crunch.

The Non-playable Characters of Boise

You know the kind. They're like the NPC's of Boise. They look like us, talk like us, they might even work with us or have kids the same ages as ours. But if they disappeared tomorrow—meh—no one's losin' sleep over them.

This morning, at the McDonald's on Chinden and Glenwood, I encountered one of Boise's mouth-breathing NPC characters. It happened over 12 hours ago, and I'm still not fully over the shock of it.

Mc'Scuse me, b!+@h?!

Señior Chang might allow it, but I won't.

Would I feel differently if the woman hadn't sounded like a snotty, Nampa-hating kept wife? Not a chance. Homegirl has an iPhone. She could've easily Googled it if she weren't as lazy as she is ES-STOO-PEE-DAH.

If you got a kick out that, scroll for Idaho's 7 strangest road rules 😏