Lower your expectations in 3, 2, 1...

If you thought this was a newsy news story, sorry.

It isn't. Not by a long shot. Unless/until Idaho lawmakers ban stupidity, it's just an awkward anecdote about an incident at a Mickey D's in Boise.

Remember NSYNC's "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time On You?"

It wasn't a huge hit on the billboards, but it was the slow song at school dances in '97.

Anyway, that song pops in my head whenever I'm reminded how God gives with both hands to some, and others He whips up in a time crunch.

The Non-playable Characters of Boise

You know the kind. They're like the NPC's of Boise. They look like us, talk like us, they might even work with us or have kids the same ages as ours. But if they disappeared tomorrow—meh—no one's losin' sleep over them.

This morning, at the McDonald's on Chinden and Glenwood, I encountered one of Boise's mouth-breathing NPC characters. It happened over 12 hours ago, and I'm still not fully over the shock of it.

Boise Woman Was Baffled By Her McDonald's Apple Pie

Picture it: 2024, McDonald's, tale-end of the breakfast rush; a McDonald's worker brings a woman's order to the table...

Gallery Credit: Ryan Antoinette Valenzuela

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Libbie Higgins YouTube // viral video: McRib Lady

Mc'Scuse me, b!+@h?!

I wouldn't call myself bi-lingual. I barely passed Spanish 1 in high school, but even I remember "horneado," in relation to pie, means "baked" in Spanish, y'all.
B-A-K-E-D 😆

imgflip // meme: Senior Chang, "I'll allow it"

Señior Chang might allow it, but I won't.

Would I feel differently if the woman hadn't sounded like a snotty, Nampa-hating kept wife? Not a chance. Homegirl has an iPhone. She could've easily Googled it if she weren't as lazy as she is ES-STOO-PEE-DAH.

If you got a kick out that, scroll for Idaho's 7 strangest road rules 😏

Horses Need Turn Signals: 7 of Idaho's Strangest Traffic Laws

If you're new to Idaho, welcome!

Before you buckle up and hit the road, make sure you're aware of the Gem State's strangest road rules! From school bus concerns to how to handle horses in traffic, scroll for a list of helpful things to know behind the wheel in Idaho.

Gallery Credit: Ryan Valenzuela

Washington's Weird Laws: 11 Regulations We Can't Believe Exist

Of all the crazy gin joints in the Pacific Northwest, Washington state is by far the strangest! Laws in the Evergreen State are so weird, it's hard to believe they're real.

🤳🏽 Scroll through the gallery below for a look at Washington's most bizarre-o legislation.

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16 of Montana's Wild & Crazy Laws

✔️ FYI: 'Big Sky Country' is big on crazy!
Surprised? So were we. After all, who expects a state with famously conservative politics and traditional values to have such colorful, crazy-@$$ laws?

PS, it bears repeating that Idaho loves Montana! The Gem State's neighbors to the southwest mirror our own penchant for bizarre laws and quirky customs!

Gallery Credit: Ryan Valenzuela

OMG! Oregon Laws Are Awkward & Weird 😆

🦫 Hey, Beaver State fans! Scroll on for a gallery of LOL and oh-so-strange Oregon laws! 

Gallery Credit: Ryan Valenzuela

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