World-Famous Brad Pitt Wants To Spend Valentine’s Day With You In Idaho
Last year, you believed that you had met the one. He was attractive, successful, not clingy, and a total charmer. He would never cramp your style by staying too late or texting you late at night. Sometimes, he wouldn't respond to your text for hours, but you know how busy he is with work, so you didn't think much of it... until his wife showed up on your doorstep last week. As it turns out, you had been "the other woman" for the past year and didn't even know it. Needless to say, you no longer have plans for Valentine's Day.
The thought of another serious relationship doesn't interest you. Still, you wouldn't be entirely opposed to having a world-famous house guest cuddle with you on the couch while you watched "Meet Joe Black," "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," or "By The Sea." He won't talk during the movie or judge you for the amount of chocolate, ice cream, and wine you're having. He'll just listen and look deeply into your eyes with understanding and care while you tell him your hurts, hopes, and dreams. He won't make the first move, but he'll give you the shoulder to cry on that you've been craving your entire adult life.
If you don't mind that your famous house guest is a little stiff and not much of a talker, it would be worth your while to pay the small fee of $500 to bring Brad Pitt to your home.
We should tell you that this isn't the Brad Pitt from "Legends of the Fall" or "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood;" it's the Brad Pitt from Knott's Berry Farm, where he spent 20 years on display in a bar with other Hollywood stars. This life-sized doll has been for sale on Facebook Marketplace for nearly a year. The $600 price tag has just been lowered by $100, so if you are looking for a unique Valentine's date, now is the time to strike.
The resmblance is remarkable!
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