Valentine's candy doesn't have to be so mysterious. There are ways to figure out what's in the middle without a map, and without using your fingernail.
You might be wondering why you see an empty white bin. The bin, you see, is not supposed to be empty. It is supposed to contain mommy's "girl time chocolate". When I went to reach in for said "girl time chocolate", I found it completely empty...
I am one of those people who looks forward to Easter simply to eat a Cadbury Creme Egg. Once Valentine's Day candy has left the shelves, I wait impatiently for the Cadbury Creme Eggs to grace the bins. I even have a special way I eat them...
It turns out that candy doesn't last forever. Most Halloween candy has an official shelf life, and it's not "infinity," or "til it's gone." How fast do we have to eat it? And if it survives a year, will you re-gift it?