chocolate

There is a new candy shop bringing back the old candies we miss and love from our childhood.

Here is where you can get the best candy and biggest discount the day after Easter when stocking up on candy.

You might be wondering why you see an empty white bin.
The bin, you see, is not supposed to be empty.
It is supposed to contain mommy's "girl time chocolate".
When I went to reach in for said "girl time chocolate", I found it completely empty...

I am one of those people who looks forward to Easter simply to eat a Cadbury Creme Egg. Once Valentine's Day candy has left the shelves, I wait impatiently for the Cadbury Creme Eggs to grace the bins. I even have a special way I eat them...

It turns out that candy doesn't last forever.
Most Halloween candy has an official shelf life, and it's not "infinity," or "til it's gone." How fast do we have to eat it?  And if it survives a year, will you re-gift it?

Is this the utmost in luxury or the utmost in stupidity?  And if you had the money, would you even want to take a bath in chocolate like this lady did?

I have a confession to make.  I've never eaten a Peep in my life.