Butterball has a hot line you can call if you're having a turkey emergency . It's 1-800-BUTTERBALL, and they've had it for 34 years. But along with all the real questions, they hear plenty of ridiculous ones too like these.
Those Butterball Turkey Hotline operators have their work cut out for them. Not only are they answering questions about the proper roasting temp, but they're also responding to questions about whether it's okay to carve the bird with a chainsaw. Seriously?