Spring Cleaning? Ew, Boise. 10 Ridiculous Ways We’d Rather Spend Our Time.

1 || Whoever said paper cuts were the worst never had to pick up a winter's worth of dog waste when spring weather broke in Boise.

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2 || I'd rather endure a two-hour, close-proximity conversation with a bad-breathed, mouth-breather than pull the weeds on our common walking path in Star.

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3 || Sock slipping in my shoe? That's cool as a cucumber as long as I don't have to endure the lines at Lowe's on Eagle to pick up mulch and clean out the mulch beds.

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4 || I would rather double my time in traffic from Star to Boise than have to dust and clean all the window treatments, light fixtures, and knick-knacks in my house!

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5 || Spending an entire day at the Boise DMV only to find out I was short a document to get my Star Card is still preferable to cleaning out our closets and cupboards.

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6 || I'd rather go to Costco on payday with Martha than wash, iron, and re-hang the curtains.

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7 || Endure the company of an insufferable know-it-all parent at the playground? If it gets me out of cleaning the filtration and laundry vents, I'm down.

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8 || If you've ever hosted one, you might agree that retaking a semester of college algebra is preferable to prepping and hosting a garage sale on a Saturday. The Idaho garage sale circuit is insane, friends. People are out there trying get to you to split pennies over a George Foreman grill still in excellent condition!

It's $3.50 or move on, Edna.

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Doing my own taxes sounds as good as an overnight stay at the Grove as compared to washing the windows and cleaning out the gutters on our too-big home in Star.

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I'd rather perm my hair than...nope. Sorry. Can't do it. That's a bridge too far even for this Spring Clean chore-hating chick. I'd rather just hire one of these 10 Boise cleaning services to help us out!

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