1. You're either team Campo's Boise or team Campo's Nampa, but you can't be both.

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2. Driving west on 84 at 5:00 p.m. feels like sticking your eyes in a tanning bed.

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3. How's it a thing that seniors at Eagle High have nicer rides than most 30-somethings?

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4. The ability to navigate GPS-free in any Valley city makes us feel all...

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5. Harassed by hobos. Why are there SO many hobo spiders out here? Help. We need an adult.

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6. What was the point of expanding Chinden but leaving a one-lane funnel in the middle stretch?

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7. We think less of our neighbor's perfectly manicured lawn the moment we realize it's TruGreen and not true grit.

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8. LDS or not, when we see the temple from anywhere in the Valley, we can't help but think, "Hey, you can see it from here, too!"

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9. Our Boise peeps secretly think weekday destinations outside of Boise proper are more effort than they're worth. Drive to Star on Tuesday for patio bbq? Not happening, Susan.

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10. That private moment when we're the first customers at DK and all the donut pans are full...

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11. Left turn u-turners are the world's MOST aggravating drivers until we're the ones poppin' an U'ie. We feel zero remorse for thinking this way.

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12. When in the H-E-Double-Hockey sticks did everyone find out about Pine, Ustick, and McDermott?!

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13. We're constantly at the ready to swing on the fool who doesn't stop for geese crossings.
Don't call it a comeback and don't let the mini van fool ya.

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14. We're beyond bummed by the Walmart on Ten Mile's makeover, inside and out.

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15. Old Chicago Pizza took their spicy fried pickles off the menu...again. Why do they hate us?

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16. Moving here before it was cool automatically grants us street cred.

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17. Does someone Lysol the Teddy bears after the Teddy Bear Toss before the kiddos receive them?

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