pickup lines

How about this one. "If you were a flower you’d be a daaaamnnn-delion." If you're on the dating apps, prepare yourself for more awesome opening lines for Valentine's Day.

This will be a fun and festive weekend full of parties, beads, and green beer, and it can only be ruined by one thing. Dumb pickup lines! Prepare yourself for these doozies, and don't use 'em if you want to have any chance of moving into someone else's personal space.