What The Puck Is This?

Our vending machine here at Mix 106 has some pretty crazy items in it, available for purchase, but none have been more interesting than the the Gluten Free, Vegan, Protein Puck.  I don't know about you, but any food with the word puck in it can't be good.  But after opening it up, and taking a good look at it, I can say it didn't get any more appetizing.  The only thing left was the taste test....hey let's get Mikey....Mikey will eat it, he eats everything....Hey Mikey.

Yeah, Mikey didn't like this at all.  As a matter of fact, I think I will be giving this up for lent next year.  I guess I like my food loaded with Gluten and Dairy, and when it comes to protein, keep your veggies and give me bacon...or steak, or at least chicken, because, this was HORRIFIC.  And while I like foods that include the words, log, loaf, and wheel, count me out when it comes to pucks.  Pucks belong on the hockey rink not in my belly.