The Horniest Man In The World
Talk about being horny, a 62 year old man in China has been growing something out of him, that no human, save for Satan, or maybe a goat-man, should have growing out of him. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the horniest man in the world. (OK, he's probably the only man with a horn in the world)
The man's horny growth first appeared on his neck in 1980. The horn grows at such a fast rate, that his buddies actually have to saw it off at least twice a year.
Click on the following link and take a look, it is an honest to goodness horn.
At its longest, the horn was about 5 to 6 inches long. That's where problems begin, when it gets too long his neck starts to swell and he runs a high fever.
Apparently the horn isn’t too much of a problem, unless it gets too long. Then he bumps it while washing or geting dressed. Some people say that now that the horn has become an internet sensation, he may be able to get some real medical help by surgically removing the horn, but come on, let's be honest, at the age of 62 and after 34 years, why give up the title of worlds horniest man.....I'm just saying.