Look at all the crap in my garage!
My excuse is that I just moved in a month ago, and I've had many other things to tend to. This is actually a reduced pile since much of what was there has already found a place inside the house. I will keep picking at this pile of wonders until it's all gone, and until every piece of it is in a proper place. Cuz "Mama don't like messes" and she'll drive herself crazy if this heap stays here much longer.
See any treasures in there? Come on, it's good practice for Idaho's Largest Garage Sale this weekend!