Fellas I have to tell you, if I can hear you chewing your food, I'm grossed out! If you're wolfing down your burgers and pizza and slurping and smacking all the while, you might be fun for a night, but I don't think we'll be eating mashed potatoes and gravy together when we're seventy.
Even if there are flowers and candlelight and sweet talk to go along with a romantic meal by the fire, if you chew the chocolate covered strawberries with your mouth open and make smacking noises it's a total mood ruiner.
Should it be? The experts say there are many things that we have to let go in relationships and chew noises are one of them. Help, I will need therapy! What else is on the list of "overlookable habits?"