My First Blog – You’re Welcome

Hello Mix 106 audience. The Bandit is your newest blogger. Unlike your Mix 106 jocks, I will not crowd your intellects with the mundane minutia of my everyday existence or whine about my lackluster social skills.

This weekend I attended Comic Con with my people. Don’t worry, I didn’t spend any of my hard earned $5,000. I settled for watching scantily clad heroes and villains. As I watched, I couldn't help but think of my friends at Mix 106. Who would they be if they were hero or villain?

My thoughts:

Like Harley Quinn, Kate attracts the Jokers of this world and what I wouldn't give to see her in the black and red body suit. I wonder how much Kate is willing to do for $5,000.

Solomon Grundy is a big dumb immortal zombie. No matter how much we would like to, we just can’t get rid of him. Remind anyone else of Mike Kasper?

Jen as a bio-terrorist like Poison Ivy is not a stretch. She could be vicious if you go after her vegies. I wonder if the Jolly Green Giant is single.

Jeff was a little tough for me. I had to dig deep, but it's the obscure Killer Moth. Predictably petty, annoying, fooled by brightness, and easily squashed. Nailed it!

For those of you who have a less than adequate intelligence level (which is probably many because you are a part of the Mix 106 audience) I will point out my character in our little game of Comic Con charades. I am Batman.

Until next time…