Here’s How to Apply for Mike’s Dream Job

OMG, if I didn't already have my dream job of getting up every morning at 4 am to wake up the Treasure Valley, then I would immediately put in my two weeks notice to begin this, my dream job....a bacon critic.

Extra Crispy—the new all-breakfast-all-the-time website—is looking for a freelance bacon critic to spend three deliriously glorious months of doing nothing but sitting on your ass eating bacon, thinking about bacon, smelling bacon, critiquing bacon, and then writing all about your experiences about your amazing bacon orgy.

Basically, they’re looking for someone to eat, sleep, and breathe bacon and in addition, get paid cash for your troubles....Yes real money…not bacon or other pork products.

If all this seems to good to be true, it’s not. This is an actual, to good to be true dream job.

According to the web site, and the official job listing all you need to do to have a chance to land this dream job is live somewhere in the US, be over 21, and have the capacity to write a 600-word essay on your “favorite bacon-related memory,” The hardest part in my opinion, would be in picking just one memory, and then being able to cut it down to just 600 words

Want to live this wild porktastic fantasy? Just send your 600-word porky dissertation to bacon@extracrispy.com by 11:59 P.M. EST on June 24, and hope you get picked to become the one, the only…the Extra Crispy Bacon Critic.