An office restroom sign says that employees have 10 minutes to use the restroom and if they take any longer they face a smell check to ensure they are not on their phones!
Let's pretend you have a date night...you head downtown or maybe The Village At Meridian...you're looking forward to trying a new place that all your friends have raved about.
When you get to the door, you see this sign. It's clear that this establishment is not "kid-friendly," and as you read further you see that children are not welcome here.
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This is a sign in my neighborhood. I was taking my son to school today and drove past it...and I've had random moments where I just start laughing about it all day.