One Major League ballpark this year will sell sweet potato fries with powdered sugar, chopped pecans, and whipped cream on top, and they're drizzling it with chocolate sauce and Nutella. Just take our money right now. Who says baseball is about baseball? Concessions for the win.
It's pretty typical to invite someone to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a Major League Baseball game. I guess that's what makes it so "ceremonial," right? Most times, the person pitching uses their arms. Not in this case.