
How Many Different Beverages Does A Boise Girl Really Need?
You may know her. A female in Boise. Working hard to make her own way in 2025. Doing her best every single day. Simply trying to get by in a world where it can be tough being a woman.
What you may not know is, she's just a girl.
Meaning, she has to have a multitude of beverages on standby at any one time. To not do so is to break her moral code, and go against everything that makes her just a girl.
The question is, exactly how many beverages does a Boise just-a-girl need to have on her person? Believe it or not, there's actually a definitive answer.
How many drinks does a Boise girl need?
If you do happen to find yourself, a female, in Boise, and you are just a girl, here's a guide. If you want even a chance of making it through an entire day unscathed, you're going to need a minimum of:
- Three
beverages on you at any one time.
That could be a refresher, a flavored water, and an espresso.
Or, a latte, bottle of water, and Yeti filled with a protein drink.
The combination is up to you, just remember to keep it at three. Minimum.
Because, being just a girl is hard, and she needs to stay hydrated!
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Maybe food is more your style. We get it. Going about life being hangry is no way to go about life at all.
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