In the many years of raising my kids, I can't tell you the times that they were in trouble.  But every once in a while,  what they did to get in trouble was so funny that you couldn't even get mad at them.

I remember a time when my two oldest son's were swimming.  They were 8 and 4 at the time.  The pool was very cold that day and when the oldest one jumped in he came back up and said, "Wow, that's freaking cold!"  We had a rule in our house that our kids couldn't say freaking.  It sounded too close to another cuss word.

As I was reprimanding him about not saying that word, my 4 year old jumped in the pool and popped back up screaming, "Son of a bitch, that is damn water is cold!" Needless to say I had to walk away or I would have broke out laughing out loud.

These two brothers got into dad's spray paint.  Apparently they got spray paint everywhere including all over themselves.  Watch as dad ties to reprimand them without laughing.