I Will Never Stay At This Motel
I hate clowns. Stephen King's It ruined all clowns for me even though I had a healthy fear of them long before that. That's why you will never catch me staying at this motel.
Breaking News: We’re Facing a Nationwide Clown Shortage!
If you are like my co-host Kate McGwire, then this is good news. America is running out of something that she and you hate.  America is facing a crisis, and it's a sad one, or a sad one with a happy face painted on with big giant red lipstick and white face paint. Ladies and gentlemen, we …