Breaking News: We’re Facing a Nationwide Clown Shortage!
If you are like my co-host Kate McGwire, then this is good news. America is running out of something that she and you hate. America is facing a crisis, and it's a sad one, or a sad one with a happy face painted on with big giant red lipstick and white face paint. Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing a full blown four alarm national emergency! We are facing a nation wide clown shortage!