Sometimes I Hate My Parents!

I got a late Christmas present from my parents. The gift came wrapped in pretty paper, and when I opened it, what to my wondering eyes did appear!

A bunch of wood that was nailed and screwed together with 4 inch wood screws hiding my present.....It was much too cold to head to the garage looking for a chain saw...so I let my son take a wack at it. (literally with a hammer)  After about 20 minutes he came back in with my new present .....a t-shirt showing me where on a pig bacon doesn't come from.....oh my parents are sooooooooo funny.