Read This Sign

My friend sent me a picture from the Oakland airport. Apparently there must be a problem with people doing this in order for a sign to be posted. Click here to see the sign.

For the Oakland Airport to feel that this needed a warning sign, they must have had a ton of people sitting on their water fountain! I would have thought it was a given NOT to sit on the water fountain. I have never once in my life thought to sit on the water fountain. The main reason being I am too short and can't get my booty up there.

My friend said to me, "maybe they thought it was bidet?" What idiot doesn't realize that you use a bidet in private? And I am sure that the Oakland Airport has a ton of bidets in their bathrooms! They can't keep the toilet paper stocked but yup, they have a water fountain for your butt!