Look At My Great Alaskan Purchase

While in Alaska for the Iditarod, Ysabel and I did some shopping. She bought a fur coat and I made a purchase that is just priceless.

Waking up in our hotel room to the smell of cotton candy body spray, I immediately remembered we stopped at the Great Alaskan Bush Company with the Seattle boys the night before. I said to Ysabel, "Oh my gosh, I bought a hunter-orange hoodie and camo koozie from the strip club!" To which she replied, "I bought a fur coat (not from the Bush Co.)."She definitely made the better purchase.

I'd only had a few beers at this point in the night. Why in the world did I think it was a good idea to buy this? It's beyond bright and so vulgar! The only place I can imagine wearing this $60 gem is deep in the woods while camping, where no can see me. The koozie on the other hand is my best Alaskan purchase!