If John Travolta Introduced You at the Oscars, Who Would You Be?

I don't know how he did it, but John Travolta has turned into one of the biggest stars at this year's Academy awards.  If you haven't seen it yet take a look at how eloquently he completely butchered Idina Menzels name.  He is so confident and matter of fact about who this woman is, only he introduced her as Adele Dazeem.  It's not even close.  Two things have come out of this screw up.

First Adele Dazeem is now really famous. And 2nd, now you too can have your name Travoltisized with the John Travolta name generator.  To check it out and find out what your name would be if John Travolta were to try and pronounce it, head over to Slate.          

Mike Kasper is Mark Keezy.  Booya! I've been Travoltasized.  have fun trying it yourself.