I Like Big Butts, I Can Not Lie

Great news for all you ladies who have a little or a lot of junk in your trunk.  You might not like having a big ole butt, but your kids will thank you.

According to a new study, women with bigger butts give birth to smarter kids.  Supposedly the extra omega 3 fatty acids they're storing down there help their baby's brain development.

According to a 2010 study from the University of Oxford, Big butts result in healthy children because of the right amount of Omega 3 fatty acids stored.  These are the same fatty acids that are responsible for the normal development of the baby’s brain.

But according to the Chicago Tribune, scientists have had other studies and big butts and big brains have had a correlation for a long time.  In 2007 they noted that women with fat-bottoms are smarter than women with skinny butts. Again, the reason is because of the heightened storage of Omega 3 fatty acids, which improves the functionality and development of their brain and  also a need for rappers to include them in their music videos….

The study also stated that high amount of Omega 3 storage could be the reason why fat-bottomed women seem attractive to men, because it becomes an evolutionary way of ensuring successful children.

So in other words,  the reason why J. Lo seems so hot to men, is because men have a biological need to reproduce with her so we can produce intelligent offspring.

WHATEVER!!!!!!!!

I don’t care how smart our kids would be.  She is just flat out freaking hot.