Do You Have a Gold Digger Name?
Looks like I’m a gold digger. Are you?
Jennifer is the number one gold digger name according to a new survey, but Time Magazine doesn’t give the report much credit. Good! Maybe us Jens are off the hook. In the meantime, who joins us on the quest to marry for money?
The Top Gold Digger Names Are:
Don’t all of those names sound like they’re from the same era? I mean, there are no Dorothys on the list, and no Caitlyns. The gap in the middle is filled up with lots of names from the 70s and 80s, who might be in the prime of their dating lives right now. There are just a lot of us Jens and Stephs, that’s all! And that makes the odds good that one of us will fall into a relationship with a rich dude.
In the words of the great John Mayer, “you love who you love.” Sometimes the people we fall in love with happen to be rich. Which is awesome! But it doesn’t mean we’re gold diggers, right?
The world of dating is such a land mine of craziness, that many of us are just trying to stay afloat, digging for a “nice guy with a big heart and his stuff together.” Are you with me Melissas and Jessicas?