Butterball has a hot line you can call if you're having a turkey emergency . It's 1-800-BUTTERBALL, and they've had it for 34 years. But along with all the real questions, they hear plenty of ridiculous ones too like these.

So some Butterball employees just shared some of the DUMBEST questions they've ever heard. Here, according to foodbeast are a few of the doosies.
1. "How do I roast my turkey so it gets golden brown tan lines in the shape of a bikini."
2. "How much will my turkey expand when it cooks."

3. "I won my turkey at a casino, and it thawed on my lap while I rode the bus home. Can I still eat it?"

4. "I carved my turkey with a chainsaw. Is the chain grease going to adversely affect my turkey?"
To get the answers to these questions (in case you didn't already know) and the answers to more check out the link below

 

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